AMERICA’S MOST
TALENTED LADIES:
1-Linda Bird
Francke (The ghostwriter of Rosalyn Carter, Geraldine Ferraro and
Jihan Sadat’s bestsellers) 2- Leontyne Price 3-Wendy Rose 4-Alice
Lees 5-Joan Danziger 6-Denise Austin 7-Mary Lide (Author of “Ann
of Cambray”) 8-Dina Merrill 9-Linda Pastan (Author of “A Fraction
of Darkness”) 10- Anna Hart (Mezzo Soprano).
AMERICA’S MOST
RESPECTED AND ADMIRED LADIES: 1-Former
First Lady, Nancy Reagan 2-Former First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson
3-Former First Lady, Rosalyn Carter 4-Former First Lady Barbara
Bush 5-Helen Hayes 6-Katharine Graham 7-Clare Boothe Luce 8-Lena
Horne 9-Catherine Shouse 10-Zelda Fichandler.
AMERICA’S
SEXIEST WOMEN AS REMEMBERED BY WASHINGTON:
Photo:
Judy Esfandiary & Lisa Pumphrey.
These are the American women who made “Fureur et Rage”. The list was
selected by Douglas Kiker and inspired the one and only Art Buchwald
to write an elaborate article on the subject. The article was
published in the Washingtonian Magazine, on November 1, 1973.
America’s sexiest women, back then, were:1-Diane Sawyer 2-Melinda
Nix 3-Barbara Howar 4-Amanda Zimmerman 5-Kay Graham 6-Mieke
Tunney 7-Diana Knight 8-Judy Claxton
Photo:
Shahla Amsary and Carol Lascaris.
9-Ferrell Rutledge.
On Diane Sawyer:
Diane Sawyer works for for the White House Press Secretary, Ron
Ziegler. She is an extra pair of eyes for Ziggy Ziegler, an extra
brain. Her principal job is to monitor the media –newspapers,
magazines, radio and television- to spot potential trouble and
controversy and alert Ziegler to this. Diane is 26, a former Miss
Teenage America. She got her job at The White House the way most
women get good jobs in Washington. Diane is so pretty and poised
that new reporters who come to The White House usually are put off
by her. Kissinger dates her occasionally. So do I.

Photo:
Barbara Howar.
On
Melinda Nix:
She is a reporter for Washington’s Channel 7. How did she become a
reporter? Funny story. She started out by peddling a story to the
National Enquirer, after that weekly began dealing with more serious
and substantive subjects than Kennedy gossip and Siamese twin horror
stories.

Photo:
Debbie Bancroft, Dina Merrill, and Sondra Gilman.
Her first story
was about a New York bank which had arranged to have its records
buried in an underground vault so debts could still be collected in
the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust. She came up with a lot of
stuff like that. She lives in a big, old rambling apartment filled
with green plants and waterbeds. Physically, she is a big woman, big
bones, big sexy teeth, big mind…
On Barbara
Howar: That’s
right, by God, Barbara Howar. One of the sexiest women this town
will ever see. She talks too much. She is Washington’s living,
ongoing soap opera. Look, now she’s having another affair! Behold,
she’s writing a book! Good God, she’s out of work! The reason she is
sexy is the same reason why people who know her are so loyal to her
despite her on-and-off bitchiness, inconstancy, and vanity.
Photo:
Pamela Turner.
She is a sweet
woman and a good mother. Let there be a death in the family, Barbara
comes rushing over with soup and comfort. Let there be an end to a
love affair which never should have started in the first place,
there is Barbara, sympathizing with the person everybody else in
town is down on. Get hungry. If you know Barbara, just go knock on
her door and she will drag herself into her kitchen and cook for
you.
On Kay
Graham:
Is, well, Kay Graham, publisher of The Washington Post and one of
the most powerful, influential women in the world today. She sort of
reminds you of one of those Edna Ferber heroines, strong-willed
daughter of a strong-willed father who has to carry on and ends up
setting even higher standards of excellence. She is just
right-bright, involved, forceful and astute. Socially pleasant,
smiling, cordial…and sexy.
On Judy Claxton:
She is so typical, yet so super. That it is hard to believe that she
really exists. Everything about her is contradiction. She flew for
awhile as a stewardess for Trans-Texas Airlines, but didn’t like the
gingham costumes, so she switched to Braniff.
Photo:
Katherine Graham.
She also would
like to meet Ben Bradlee and Sally Quinn because she is big into
horoscopes and believes she has a message for them. “You can have
them all”, she says with her customary forthrightness. “Redskins
civil servants, lawyers, visiting firemen, politicians, secret
agents, I’ve known them all, and the only thing I can say is, I
should have stayed in Dallas.”
This was, twenty years ago… And now, I
wonder, were are those women? What happened to them? Are they still
around? In Washington? Dallas, Texas, Paris? I have no clues. I
haven’t seen any of them in twenty years and especially after I have
left The United States. Names, titles, power, wealth and positions
come and go. Everything in life fades away except the memories, the
face of the first person whom we fell in love with, the biggest
mistake we made in our life and perhaps, just perhaps, the
opportunity we missed when we could give more, love more, forgive
more and we did not.
AMERICAN WOMEN
WHO HAVE MADE NEWS, HEADLINES AND WAVES:
1-Rita
Jenrette (Ex-wife of ex-congressman John Jenrette. She posed naked
for Playboy Magazine) 2- Karen Johnson (D.C. government employee
who has been indicted on charges for selling cocaine to
Washington, D.C. former governor, Marion Barry) 3-Marty Davis
(Wife of ex-congressman Robert Davis. Her “posed” swimsuit photo
published in the Washington Dossier Magazine attracted nationwide
attention) 4- Anne Burford (Former head of the Environmental
Protective Agency) 5-Judy Chavez (The former call girl who
entertained the Soviet defector and spy Arkady Shevchanko)
6-Jodie Foster (As the object and subject of John Hinckley Jr.’s
fantasy) 7-Shari Theisman 8-Loretta Cornelius (Deputy director
of the Office of Personnel Management for testimony before a
senate committee that torpedoed the re-nomination of her boss,
Donald J. Devine) 9-Evelynn Arroyo (Candidate for a political
office in Maryland, promoted via political campaign ad in the
media wearing a shoulder neglige dress) 10-Mary Sue Terry
(Virginia first attorney general) 11-Sonia Landau (She defeated
Sharon Rockefeller, former chairman of Corporation for Public
Broadcasting) 12-Aliki Bryant (Chairman of the National Symphony
Ball) 13-Paula Parkinson (Alleged to have videotaped politicians
and congressmen in bedroom and for her relationship with Jack Kemp
who has strongly denied that allegation) 14-Fran Cohen (For her
inspirational and entrepreneurial vision of turning the 1921
Lincoln Theater into a real theater foundation, a 1,000 seat hall
and an experimental theater.
AMERICAN WOMEN WHO
MADE THEIR MARK:
1-Elisa Coolidge
2-Abigail G. Freed 3-Wilma Bernstein 4-Aniko Gaal 5-Jackie
Arangeo 6-Jane Haymaker 7-Nancy Politzer 8-Zelda Fichandler
9-Renee Poussaint 10-Beverly Hill 11-Patricia Patterson
11-Kathy Iacocca 12-Kathryn Rundle 13-Virginia Mars 14-Justice
Sandra Day O’Connor 15-Joy Zinoman 16-Elaine Crispen
17-Elizabeth Dole 18-Bernadette Buddle 19-Evelyn Dubrow
20-Catherine Shouse 21-Katharine Graham 22-Polly Logan
23-Geraldine Ferraro.1-Nancy Reagan 2-Katharine Graham 3-Barbara
Bush 4-Sandra Day O’Connor 5-Helen Thomas 6-Selwa Roosevelt
7-Pamela Turner 7-Elizabeth Dole

Photo: Judy
Claxton.
8-Effi Barry
9-Claudine Schneider 10-Sherrie M. Cooksey (Associate Counsel to
the President) 11-Joan M. Clark (Director of the Foreign Service,
Department of State) 12-Susan Cockrell (Director of
Administration to the Vice President) 13-Eliska H. Coolidge
(Assistant Chief of Protocol) 14-Dr. Joan S. Dawkins
(International Cooperation and Development Administrator at the
Department of Agriculture) 15-Carole Dineen (Fiscal Assistant
Secretary of the Treasury) 16-Linda Faulkner (Assistant Social
Secretary to The White House) 17-Barbara C. Fabiani (Deputy Press
Secretary to the First Lady) 18-Jennifer A. Fitzgerald (Executive
Assistant to the Vice President) 19-Laurie Green Firestone
(Social Assistant to Nancy Reagan) 20-Gail Galloway (Curator of
the Supreme Court of the United States) 21-Mary Sheila Gall
(Assistant Advisor to the Vice President for Domestic Policy)
22-Anne Graham (Assistant Secretary of Education) 23-Margaret
Heckler (Former Secretary of Health and Human Services and former
Ambassador of the United States to Ireland) 24-Anne Higgins
(Special Assistant to the President of the United States and
Director of Correspondence) 25-Mary Jarratt (Assistant Secretary
of Agriculture) 26-Mary Jo Jacobi (Special Assistant to the
President of the United States) 27-Dee Ann Jepsen (Special
Assistant to the President of the United States) 28-Nancy Kennedy
(Special Assistant to the President of the United States) 29-Mary
Ann Knauss (Deputy Assistant Secretary of Commerce) 30-Rebecca
Lambert (Associate Deputy Secretary of Commerce) 31-Elaine
Crispen (Special Assistant to the First Lady) 32-Mary Hatwood
Futrell (NBA President).